yo okay so does anyone else have that issue where the reblog/like/dash/follow shit isn’t showing up on people’s blogs? the only way i can reblog things is through my dashboard and tbh i don’t know what’s causing it
wow, another beautiful day on tumb—
i’m literally so insecure to the point where i get annoyed whenever someone compliments me because i know it’s not true
How To Draw a Sheep
A warning to my Followers!! This is an inaccurate tutorial for how to Draw a Sheep!!! Do not believe the instructions! The sheep portrayed in this tutorial has only 4 legs, not the biologically correct 10! Be careful, and do not trust everything you see on the internet!!! xoxo
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
An opalised Belemnite fossil from the Jurassic period, Cooper Pedy, South Australia.
Similar to the modern squid, the Belemnite is an extinct marine cephalopod. From its aragonite phragmacone would emerge arms equipped with small hooks for grabbing prey passing in the prehistoric waters.
hahaah good try but i know a unicorn horn when i sees one
I also thought unicorn horn immediately before I saw the comment.
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
who told u about my metal band????
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it