thegestianpoet:

Look! Look! Dorm! 

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queenerestor:

Desolation of Smaug + text posts part 2 (part 1)

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4 months ago

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so i’ve just figured out my fall schedule and it looks like i’ll be taking 9.30 am calculus

celebrimbored:

celebrimbored:

When Noldorin smith Celebrimbor Curufinwion lets Maia Annatar Aulendil into the Gwaith-i-Mirdaín, he encounters a spirit who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Celebrimbor is startled to realize he wants this Maia and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds he is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Celebrimbor’s Fëanorian beauty, wit, and independent nature, Annatar admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms. 

Shocked yet thrilled by Annatar’s singular erotic tastes, Celebrimbor hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his closeness with Aulë, his magical abilities, his artful skills—Annatar is a maia tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Celebrimbor discovers Annatar’s secrets and explores his own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

This book is intended for mature audiences.

“We told him so.” - Galadriel, Elrond, and Gil-Galad

“A commendable work, yet not unique or original. Three stars.” - Melkor

“He’s an adult and can make his own decisions. I take no responsibility for this.” - Curufin

“He should’ve slammed his door in the Maia’s face.” - Fëanor

“No comment.” - Celeborn

*smirks* - Námo Mandos

“Pengolodh wrote this?” - Bilbo Baggins

I still think this is the best thing I ever contributed to the internet 

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5 months ago

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

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pebbleinthepond:

marauders4evr:

So…am I the only one who remembers The Origin of Donnie?

WHERE THE FUCK WAS I WHEN THIS HAPPENED!?

It was one of the saddest TV moments of my childhood! Donnie’s parents were originally very similar to Nigel and Mirianne. They befriended an orangutan mother and her son and taught them a single sign in sign-language: family. One day, poachers attached the orangutans. Donnie’s parents intervened and were killed for doing so. The villagers nearby sent their bodies to sea. Out of love and gratitude, the mother orangutan briefly ‘adopted’ Donnie, who was only a toddler. A year later, they stumbled across Nigel as he and the Thornberrys were filming. The orangutan decided that Donnie needed a human family and put Donnie in Nigel’s path. The Thornberrys, of course, adopted him, having personally known and respected his parents as great naturalists. 

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7 months ago

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Catching Fire BTS Concept Art pt 2

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7 months ago

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nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing

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7 months ago

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