fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

(via destielgasms-deactivated2013080)

1 year ago

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shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

(via nooowestayandgetcaught)

1 year ago

262,580 notes
#LOL 

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flys, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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1 year ago

582,476 notes
#lol 

ofbadmornings:

Gandalf takes Legolas and the hobbits to a gay bar. [source]

(Source: bofurs, via thorinwantsthebaggins)

shockybabes:

voodoopoet:

shockybabes:

You’re driving down the street

There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

Shia LaBeouf

Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf

He’s in a fucking car it’s Shia LaBeouf,

Driving round the cornerrrr

DRIVING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF

(Source: a-chreative--characterr099, via nooowestayandgetcaught)

(Source: textfromdog, via nooowestayandgetcaught)

1 year ago

12,124 notes
#LOL 

the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

(Source: the-glitter-maiden, via thorinwantsthebaggins)

1 year ago

149,714 notes

Ori & Dori & Jacksies

(Source: parasites-as-big-as-my-arm, via thorinwantsthebaggins)

(Source: notalwaysontime, via anunexpectedhotdwarf)

epic-humor:

"I'm gonna show you how I do my hair while feeding you life tips... because actions speak louder than words."

(Source: bemyskout, via nooowestayandgetcaught)

1 year ago

30,713 notes
#LOL