Alright, Tumblr, time to do your magic. 

I need a funny joke for next week’s Western Civ test. It has to be short enough that I can remember it with all the other stuff I have to remember (question/punchline style, preferably), and I get bonus points if it includes dead babies or the French. That also means non-fandom, most likely.

So you get a sense of the type of humour my prof has, here are the ones I can remember that made her laugh (these are the kind of ones I need, hop to it)

Q: What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies?
A: I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 
A: Zero.

I have until next Wednesday, the 30th. obligatoryquestionmark?

Yo mamma so fat it takes 7 demons just to possess her.


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I thought I was the only one… I’m home. 8D

…Others do this too?

…..oh my god it’s me

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