Because I’m Tired Of Hearing “Jingle Bells”
aka i did a thINg.
I decided to make a Christmas Holiday compilation album for all of us non-traditionalists out there. Really, I consider myself a person of the new age, and I really think that’s reflected in these emotional words and lyrics.
ho ho hO MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AHAHAHA
Hanukkah Song — Adam Sandler
Suck On My Cock — Matt Rogers
Don’t Shoot Me Santa — The Killers
Dick In A Box (Feat. Justin Timerlake) — The Lonely Island
O Holy Night — Eric Cartman
Happy Holidays, You Bastard — Blink 182
Walking ‘Round In Women’s Underwear — Bob Rivers
A Christmas Story — Snoop Dogg
it’s not like i hate the holidays or something, me and them just don’t really get along