I STARTED LAUGHING BC OF ‘OH MY SHITTING CHRIST’ BUT THEN I READ THE LAST HALF AND I GASPED AND PUT MY HAND TO MY MOUTH BC WHY WHY WHY WHY
finally manages to get a perfect fucking assignment done before a deadline
LEFT HALF OF IT ON ANOTHER COMPUTER
right so i’ve got this shirt, yeah?
and i’ve been trying to figure out why it’s so familiar (aside from the fact i own it) and i’ve finally figured it out.
"after an hour of trudging through unfamiliar, waist-high plants, she accepted that she had no idea where she was going."
…fill your house with soot and your lungs with smoke.
The Judgement of Solomon.
…embers in the heart of Thorin grew hot again, as he brooded on the wrongs of his House and the vengeance upon the Dragon that he had inherited.
when you buy a tea you’ve been wanting to try for a while but don’t care for it at all )))))):
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
I had to read this five times
I feel like the above picture is an accurate representation of the ‘Ri Bros. Who’s surprised? Not I.
Nori: *drunk. piss-happily-drunk*
Dori: *resigned to this fate*
Ori: Brothers, whyyy
n-no okay i’m just
i’m just gonna watch the first episode of being human as well
THEN i’ll go to sleep