help doctor whenever i sneeze i turn into a plumber wearing green

dear god you have the fluigi.

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11 months ago

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『Tim Burtonned’ Avengers by la-chapeliere-folle.

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#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean.  #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

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well, alright, this is my photo OP with Misha at the JIBcon. It has quite a funny story behind it.

Actually I didn’t want the photo to be like this - I wanted it like the Meg/Castiel cap from Caged Heart, but when I showed it to him…this is kind of what happened. He took me like that (I almost apologized for not having a jacket and he asked me “right, where the fuck is your jacket?” because, you know, he is not happy if he doesn’t troll girls at least a little bit) and I only had the time to put my hand on his shoulder, while the man who had to check the photos said “wo, not too tight!” - I swear to God I almost DIED when I looked at him and he was so close and I was staring at him and his face is so beautiful and…

well, my brain just went totally blank, you know. I didn’t even know what kind of face I had in the photo actually, because I only remember his face in that moment (just, look at his face. THAT SMILE. and think about it, being so close to him while he looks at you)

The thing is, I was wearing a beautiful but a little bit large dress, and when we moved (I don’t have any idea how long the pose lasted. Like, I felt like I’ve been there an hour) he lowered his hand a little, I guess, and he lowered my dress as well. for some reasons we all found this incredibly funny, so everybody started to laugh, included me and Misha - I leaned against the wall and I was really laughing like an idiot, and I almost hand’t been able to open the door. Then I just looked at him and he said (still laughing) “It’s okay, you can undress if you want!” before I closed the door. My friend who was still in the room said he continued laughing even after I went away.

So…yeah. That’s it. It was a strange moment but kind of funny after all.  

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