the segwaylocalypse — ohmaedhros

no idiotic giant six year old british men are safe

SEGWAY INTENSIFIES — ohmaedhros

NEW LIFE GOAL ATTAINED

IM SOR R Y ABOUT THE TAGS I JUST REBLOGGED THAT ANDERS POST WITH — ohmaedhros

actually no i lied

#DWALIN HAS NIGHTMARES WHERE FILI ASKS HIM WHY HE WASN’T THERE #WHERE THORIN STARES AT HIM WITH WIDE EYES AND WHISPERS ‘I’M DEAD. YOU LET ME DIE.’ WITH HIS MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD AND MAGGOTS #WHERE KILI SAYS NOTHING AT ALL #BECAUSE WHEN HE BLINKS HIS EYES ARE LIFELESS#BLOOD T

as an oregonian just wanted to say: seriously i think most people just do not know how to say "oregon." it is definitely not ore-gone lol. i've never heard anyone from here or from washington mispronounce it, but people elsewhere manage to mess it up pretty bad haha. as for our pronunciations of other states..i think we say "new orleans" differently than people from there do, but that's common also. — Anonymous

GOD BLESS YOU FOR COMING IN TO TELL ME THIS LIKE WOW thank u for taking the time 

but yes i hadn’t thought about new orleans! now that i think about it there’s kind of a “i’ve been to new orleans/live close to new orleans” way of saying it and the “mardi gras happens there” way of saying it

IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER DADS ARWEN [punches terrorist] IM A COOL DAD [defuses bomb, rides on a motorcycle through a ring of fire] — ohmaedhros
hOW HELLA DARE YOU — ru2h

c:

You know, I never asked what your sexual orientation was in the like...one and a half years we've followed each other for. And I'm curious? — sherrybelmont

i….thiiiiiiiink it would be described as pansexual?? tbh it usually kind of hits me out of nowhere and i don’t really think ‘eyyy you are x gender' it's more like 'yoU ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE/TALENT/ECT AND I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE

it might just be me being an idiot but i can't see a follow button on your theme? D: — enochianwarbirds

oh. OH THAT’S A PROBLEM. 

uhhh, i know i’ve got the glowing follow button on xkit, so that is probably going to skew something to where it looks different than you may see. i’m also inclined to blame the .co.vu url because that sometimes doesn’t like to work.

i know there used to be a page that came up that was really simple and you could click ‘foLLOW THIS PERSON’ but tumblr may have changed that cheater’s way

SO. 

i know what you CAN do is head over to your following page and input 'nirvanic-s' or ‘nirvanic-s.tumblr.com' AND BOOM INSTANT QUALITY TO YOUR DASH 24/7 sort of

puNCH A BANANA, put it in a CUP! — ru2h

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thranduil would probably manage to glue himself to the ceiling. "hi elrond. you are probably wondering why i am glued to the ceiling" — ohmaedhros

i just laughed so hard i gave myself  a headache