Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

1 year ago

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fwips:

sonofahbleepbloop:

<3 just a girl thing <3 

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1 year ago

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hoggoblin:

typefettinge:

dekutrickortree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

dude if someone called me cthulhu as i pet name i would probably marry them

i think these are reversed

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1 year ago

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

lestradeinplacesheshouldntbe:

“Fourth ‘Suicide’ Found” starring Greg Lestrade?

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE LESTRADE IN PLACES HE SHOULDN’T BE A NEW MEME, EVERYONE GET ON BOARD WITH THIS

1 year ago

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1 year ago

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LETS ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO ENJOY MARK RUFFALO’S RUN PLEASE GUYS.

the-flying-blue-quill:

robertbruceb:

THE RUFFARUN

THE RUFFARUN.

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2 years ago

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gabrielesque:

i don’t even know what’s happening anymore

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2 years ago

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heysammy:

crowleyismyco-pilot:

Just look at his happy little smile. He’s so proud of those muffins.

He would have made a good husband to Bobby.

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

linkinmustangshanubernaturalfan answered: iron man holding The Impala

shh dean it’s 100% safe

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2 years ago

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