bifurs:

FILI AND KILI IN ARMOR THOUGH

MY BABIES ARE ALL GROWN UP

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jasoncanty01:

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joannalaine:

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious and gross hotel experiences

Amid continued debate over whether or not Sochi is prepared to host the 2014 Olympics, which begins Thursday, reporters from around the world are starting to check into local hotels — to their apparent grief. Some journalists arriving in Sochi are describing appalling conditions in the housing there, where only six of nine media hotels are ready for guests. Hotels are still under construction. Water, if it’s running, isn’t drinkable. One German photographer told the AP over the weekend that his hotel still had stray dogs and construction workers wandering in and out of rooms.

More entertaining than the actual Olympics could ever be.

Ahhahaaaah.

(Source: Washington Post, via vladbride)

6 months ago

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Spoilers: Bombur was secretly ultra toned so he wrestles Smaug and becomes king — Anonymous

lauren-draws-things:

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(The Hobbit 3: There and Back Again Bombur Suplexes a Dragon? I’m game)

7 months ago

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thehobbit-countdown:

here , I made sth silly to play with ^^ . What did you get ?

Crime version (x)

Romance version (x)

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yeah but thorin’s my kinda dwarf

dratsing:

oh my god.

so i went outside to investigate and it was not my dude neighbor, it was actually two very nice, elderly women were totally fucking wasted and lying on the carpeted hallway.

They  just came back from a bachalorette’s party and had the keys to the place, but the door wouldn’t budge and their sleeping mother (who looks the exact age as them; pretty sure my neighbours are a coven of witches) wasn’t wearing her hearing aid. 

So they gave me the keys and I kept twisting and turning, while one yelled “LEFTIE LOOSIE, RIGHTIE TIGHTIE, THAT’S HOW IT GOES” and the other yells “SHUSH YOU’LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS”.

Then we were all screaming their mother’s name “BARBARA” and finally she opened the door.

Moral of the story: always help witches out. Your crops will be plentiful. 

If Richard Armitage were Smaug

8 months ago

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larvifart:

holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here

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8 months ago

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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queen-durin:

the-hobbiter:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

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but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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we ruined a post, we did ittttttt.

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1 year ago

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