*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
What if spiderman didn’t live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He’d have nothing to swing from. He’d just be a man crawling in a field.
(Source: cozy-sweaters-and-shiny-things, via dredsina)
*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns