Lucy Liu in the Iron Woman film trilogy
The hero you call Iron Man does not exist. I am Iron Woman.
Back when I was a big fan of the MCU, I recast the white dude heroes as women of color. Someone brought back the Lucy Liu one, and I thought I’d make something a little more polished than the original.
oH MY GOD RUSH I’M WATCHING ELF
AND BUDDY IS TALKING TO THE SANTA AND HE GOES
"YOU’RE A FAKE, YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE."
THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE THING
AND WITH THAT SINGLE SENTENCE, OVARIES ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE LAID TO REST.