Freedom Bucket

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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

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And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

I haven’t laughed so hard in ages

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE POST

TONIGHT, MY BUCKET, WE RIDE TO FREEDOM!

FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!

(via internaljohnologue)

1 year ago

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